You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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