that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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