This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
hell yes lets make some ravioli
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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