she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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