I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
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being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
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Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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