I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
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I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
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THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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