I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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