we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
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I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
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He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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