It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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