Me. At least after what I've been through.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
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We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
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It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
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