I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
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I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
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Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
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