I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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