I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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