giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
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The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
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Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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