$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Randomize
