i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
This is my gift to your gina
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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