I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
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this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
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I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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