just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
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Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
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If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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