i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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