Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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