we're blogging at a bar
break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
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West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
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We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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