you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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