Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
