thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
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Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
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Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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