My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
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