what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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