Well douche your snatch and let's go!
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
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She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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