I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
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Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
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Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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