this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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