she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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