No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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