Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
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this boner is exhausting
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
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And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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