You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
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Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
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I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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