i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
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i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
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Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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