She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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