That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
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Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
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Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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