He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
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I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
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GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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