Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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