i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
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threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
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It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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