that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
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you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
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The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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