No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
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i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
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Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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