I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
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he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
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I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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