How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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