You can't special order awesome
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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