She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
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