I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
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Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
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i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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