I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
Randomize
