On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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