Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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