Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
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i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
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Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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