They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
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Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
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I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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