No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
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they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
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Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
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I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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