Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
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she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
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Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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