i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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