Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
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I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
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I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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